We can't friggin' wait to see this!
Technically, there's currently no official link between Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master and The Church of Scientology.
PTA has been asked repeatedly and has declined comment.
Off the record, most everyone recognizes his new film is a not-so-subtely disguised L. Ron Hubbard biopic.
Ch-Ch-Check out Phillip Seymour Hoffman's portrayal of a cult [...]