Church Of Scientology Builds Training Center Designed To Give Super Powers!

Designed to awaken members' super powers, the Church of Scientology is putting their finishing touches on the The Super Power Building.
This will be the place to go if you want to enhance any of your 57 perceptics (powers that scientologists claim to possess).
A spokesman for the Church states:
[Super Power training is] a series [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2011-09-28-tom-cruise-katie-holmes-church-of-scientology-super-power-building

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